and i’m the hottest mother fucker you’ll ever meet.
I have the ugliest best friend in the world, her names lex.
but, hey, i’m really cool.
I have the sexiest body ever.
I listen to everyone.
I give great advice, when i feel like it.
I’m pretty much the most amazing person you’ll ever meet, so suck it.
I can text you all day if you want, and i’ll stay up with you until you fall asleep.
I can talk on the phone for hourssss.
I speak my mind and tell the truth, and if you can’t take that then again, suck it.
I drink too much fanta.
And eat at wendy’s/taco bell too much.
I write the best dayum songs you’ll ever hear.
I’m a confusing little guy.
I have a lot of thoughts, I JUST DON’T SHARE THEM.
I wanna be taller, especially tall enough to fit into girl pants.
I have a theory that when i’m able to drive, everything will be better.
I listen to music a lot.
I talk more through myspace, aim and texting than i do in person.
I won’t text you, unless you text me.
Don’t ask me what’s up, I’ll always just say “borreddd”
I play fallout 3 way too fucking much. Along with COD.
My best friend loves me very much.
I stay up too late and i’m probably going to die one day of sleep deprivation.
I like to beat people up, especially lex.
I hate the word “lol” and because of that I overuse “ahaha”
So to sum all that up, i’m the fucking best person you’ll ever meet.